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Ainoa (Verena Buratti) is an android programmed by genius Dr. Kerensky (Anton Nouri) to control the great atomic war from the future. Dr. Kerensky realizes too late that he will be responsible for the death of five billion people and goes underground so his descendents can survive and correct his mistake. His great-grandson Yuri (Simon […]

Sonny Crocket (Colin Farrell with mullet) and Ricardo Tubbs (Jamie Foxx) go undercover to nail a drug dealer and murderer. They introduce themselves as specialists for transporting hot cargo, Sonny shags the drugloard’s broad (Li Gong) and helps her to escape both her former associates and the law when it all ends in a […]

Pete Garrison (Michael Douglas) is a Secret Service agent and is responsible for protecting the First Lady (Kim Basinger) - and he has an affair with her. When a weaselly informer tells him there is a plot to assassinate the president (David Rasche) and a traitor in the Secret Service is involved, David Breckinridge […]

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When a ‘cure’ for the mutants is discovered, Magneto (Ian McKellen) assembles an army of mutants to wage war on humankind (or at least a laboratory on Alcatraz) and destroy the cure. But that’s not the only concern of Professor Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) and his X-Men (Wolverine/Hugh Jackman, Storm/Halle Berry, […]

“Give me the Rabbit’s Foot” demands Owen Davian (Philip Seymour Hoffman). “I’ll count to ten, then i’ll shoot her.”
Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) is tied up and horrified. ‘She’ is Julia (Michelle Monaghan), his newly-married wife. And he already delivered the Rabbit’s Foot, didn’t he? But Davian doesn’t listen to Ethan, and continues counting. ” […]